Meet a Random Uni White!
2010Quotes 2009
| 20-11-10 | "Joe can you stop now? I'm so wet already" - Long |
| 20-11-10 | "I want more friends" - Ryan |
| 20-11-10 | "You deserve that for being a b*tch" - Pancho to Long |
| 21-8-10 | "You wanna swap keepers?" - Anonymous Norwood player |
| 21-8-10 | "Number 11 has a voice like an angry Barry White" - Manny |
| 12-8-10 | "My one weakness: balls in the arse" - Bobby |
| 24-7-10 | "Ahhh shiiiit!" - Vince slipping in the mud |
| Retro-spective | "How am I so hairy?" - Saf |
| 12-6-10 | "G? Is his name just one letter?" - Ryan Spears |
| 12-6-10 | "I call it gastro expulsion of the non fit" - Ryan Harrowfield after 30 minutes of football |
| 5-6-10 | Wez *indicating shoulder blades* - "I used to have hair down to here" Matt B - "Yeah wasn't that when you were an extra in Braveheart?" Wez - "Yeah" Matt B - "Weren't you angry ginger guy's best mate?" Wez - "Yeah, I was angry ginger number 2." |
| 5-6-10 | Norwood Player - "France. What would they know about football?" Crab - "Just one world cup and a euro..." |
| 25-5-10 | "I'm just a 'living on the edge' kind of guy, I suppose" - Mikey Williams |
| 13-5-10 | "I prefer it when you touch my arse" - Vincent |
| 8-5-10 | Upon seeing a kookaburra sitting atop the cross bar of Dan Aikin's goal Crab - "That's the closest Dan's gotten to a bird in the last 3 years" |
| 8-5-10 | "I know it's gay, but that's how you know you're straight: you try it once." - Joe, discussing vegetarian lasagna |
| 1-5-10 | "I guess the pressure's on to make new stubby holders then" - Kylie, realising we might actually win something |
| 24-4-10 | "Completely mugged him!" - Jonny about keeper Ryan, after he snatched the ball from the striker |
| Retro-spective | "No one's ever died from soreness" - The Green Lantern |
