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Quotes from Previous Weeks

2009

Quotes 2010

Quotes 2008

3-9-09 George - "Chester's come along way hasn't he?"
Mike - "Yes, I think he's from Hong Kong"
Time passes...
Mike - "Oh, that's what you meant"
29-8-09 "You're lucky I don't have a bigger p***s" - Long
29-8-09 "I think 'Why did I get you this beer?'" - Bram, realising we're all pricks
29-8-09 "I'm going to my cousin's to give her 'legal advice' " - Long, quotes and all
22-8-09 "I've had chicks over 260kg" - Russ
22-8-09 "I love f**king Chris" - George
8-8-09 "I can't unlock it!" - Long, racing Joe, trying to ring Manny to get him on his quiz night table.
8-8-09 Joe - "So does it feel weird having shorter hair than Kev now?"
Linda - "Nah, I just pull on his hair now."
11-7-09 "We missed a Wang today" - Long
4-7-09 "Geez, Jonny's got a fat arse" - Steve Bresolin
4-7-09 "You can come home with me afterwards" - Mrs Levett, to Mr Safralidis
31-6-09 "My arse pulled up sore on Friday" - Scott
27-6-09 After George is sent to the stands for getting in the ref's face:
Perth - "Look where they (the SHOC fans) are!"
Ref - "You just keep cooking and I'll get on with the game."
20-6-09 Scotch B's defender, to his keeper - "Why aren't you on the front post?"
Wez - "Because there's a bowl of pasta on the back post"
Scotch B's defender - *Cracks up laughing*
20-6-09 Scott Edwards - "I haven't shaved for two years."
Louise Edwards - "He uses an epilady!"
16-5-09 "And let's not forget the important role Jan played in that goal!" - Wez, as the Whites celebrate
9-4-09 "I didn't even get it in the mouth" - Long
4-4-09 "I'm used to putting in the dodgy tackles. But playing up front today, I had the dodgy tackles put on me! It's not nice." - Kev
4-4-09 Juan - "We should be beating these guys 6 nil."
Lev - "Yeah, they're the Bolivia to our Argentina"
3-26-09 At the British, Whites discussing their year of birth:
Joe - "82. How about you Steve, 78? No, 77?"
Saf - "Keep going... 75."
Justin Khoo - "Wow, did you fight in a war?"

Quotes 2010

Quotes 2008


3-9-09	George - "Chester's come along way hasn't he?" Mike - "Yes, I think he's from Hong Kong" Time passes... Mike - "Oh, that's what you meant"
29-8-09	"You're lucky I don't have a bigger p**s" - Long*
29-8-09	"I think 'Why did I get you this beer?'" - Bram, realising we're all pricks
29-8-09	"I'm going to my cousin's to give her 'legal advice' " - Long, quotes and all
22-8-09	"I've had chicks over 260kg" - Russ
22-8-09	"I love f*king Chris" - George*
8-8-09	"I can't unlock it!" - Long, racing Joe, trying to ring Manny to get him on his quiz night table.
8-8-09	Joe - "So does it feel weird having shorter hair than Kev now?" Linda - "Nah, I just pull on his hair now."
11-7-09	"We missed a Wang today" - Long
4-7-09	"Geez, Jonny's got a fat arse" - Steve Bresolin
4-7-09	"You can come home with me afterwards" - Mrs Levett, to Mr Safralidis
31-6-09	"My arse pulled up sore on Friday" - Scott
27-6-09	After George is sent to the stands for getting in the ref's face: Perth - "Look where they (the SHOC fans) are!" Ref - "You just keep cooking and I'll get on with the game."
20-6-09	Scotch B's defender, to his keeper - "Why aren't you on the front post?" Wez - "Because there's a bowl of pasta on the back post" Scotch B's defender - Cracks up laughing
20-6-09	Scott Edwards - "I haven't shaved for two years." Louise Edwards - "He uses an epilady!"
16-5-09	"And let's not forget the important role Jan played in that goal!" - Wez, as the Whites celebrate
9-4-09	"I didn't even get it in the mouth" - Long
4-4-09	"I'm used to putting in the dodgy tackles. But playing up front today, I had the dodgy tackles put on me! It's not nice." - Kev
4-4-09	Juan - "We should be beating these guys 6 nil." Lev - "Yeah, they're the Bolivia to our Argentina"
3-26-09	At the British, Whites discussing their year of birth: Joe - "82. How about you Steve, 78? No, 77?" Saf - "Keep going... 75." Justin Khoo - "Wow, did you fight in a war?"