| 8-9-07 | "Anita is just a really good version of Chris" - Tony |
| 21-7-07 | "If professional players dive and get away with it, why can't I?" - Edoardo |
| 9-7-07 | "Hope I didn't go over my head with this" - Juan |
| 26-5-07 | "F*** my toe hurts!" - Dan Bushe, resulting in a red card |
| 28-4-07 | "Hmm, I gotta a whiff of their hair" - Pete, as a 'flurry' of netballers came towards him 'in a flash' |
| Retro-spective | "We are footballers first... and mad sick c**ts second!" - Goblin Pez |