Meet a Random Uni White!
| A's | League | Cup | Total | ||||||||||
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| Year | ST | SB |  | ST | SB | | AP | |
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| 2004 | 1 | 1 | 1 | - | - | - | 2 | 1 | - | - | |||
| 2005 | 11 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | - | 18 | 2 | 3 | - | |||
| 2006 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | - | - | 8 | 1 | 1 | - | |||
| 2007 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 1 | - | - | 9 | 1 | 1 | - | |||
| 2008 | 13 | 1 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 | 1 | 6 | - | |||
| 35 | 10 | 6 | 5 | 1 | - | 51 | 6 | 11 | - | ||||
| B's | League | Cup | Total | ||||||||||
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| Year | ST | SB | | ST | SB | | AP | |
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| 2005 | 1 | - | - | - | - | - | 1 | - | - | - | |||
| 2006 | 1 | - | - | - | - | - | 1 | - | - | - | |||
| 2007 | 9 | - | 1 | 1 | - | - | 10 | 1 | 4 | - | |||
| 2008 | 1 | - | - | 1 | - | - | 2 | - | - | - | |||
| 2009 | 1 | 2 | - | - | - | - | 3 | - | - | - | |||
| 2010 | 2 | - | - | - | - | - | 2 | - | - | - | |||
| 15 | 2 | 1 | 2 | - | - | 19 | 1 | 4 | - | ||||
1997: Turned up to a trial game only to be handed the whistle and look after the game. Never to avoid a spot of controversy awarded a few penalties. A week later was given chance to shine, only to be involved in scrap with then Goal Keeper Tim. Was later to cement position alongside brother and sparring partner Marty.
1998: Starred in Cult film "Whites", then went on to Star, Write, Direct, Produce, Edit and distribute own version of sexy football Whites style with the production of "Uni Whites defeating Mercedes the Green Monsters of football" Cup Semi final.
1999: Decided to transfer to Leytonstone Lions in the "Broncs" of East London. Resided in Cappy's "Crack Shack" and made his impressions on the UK.
2000-01: Returned to the Whites with new definitions of the 4-4-2 formation and was awarded a position in the A's line up along side the Green Lantern. Picked up Best player for the B's sometime, but we were all too pissed at the presentation night to remember when.
2002: Returned to the UK to search for new opportunities on the Transfer market, although I'm not sure many football agents reside at the Zoo Bar in Leicester Square.
2003: Will be coming home to rejoin the Whites.
"Handball!" - Cappy
"awax reports loveboat company en route, primaries goose and captain tatham catching z's in minging hostel acomm. EDN @ 1022hours gmt" - Perth
(and what does this mean??) - Perth
