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Paul "The Machine" Kalenjuk

B's League Cup Total
Year STSBSTSBAP
2004 44- --- 8---
2005 25- -1- 8---
2006 45- -1- 10---
10 14 -   - 2 -   26 - - -

Position: Utility

Profile: by Armin Mayer

Like Frankenstein's creation, the Ubermensch can not be stopped. Half-machine and half-legend, the 2005 Best Team Man of the Glamour is all that foedball (Les Murray) athletes have become known for in the naughties. The only man in the Whites who considers the 2.2 as a mere extension of a lap, he has distinguished himself not only on the pitch, but also by shouldering more than his fair share of responsibility throughout the season. Children everywhere are attempting to pronounce his surname, while forcing their mothers to sow it on their favourite soccer shirt. From now on we know there is a "K" in Glamour.