Quotes of the Week

I’m like a ninja: I can feel everything – Bresolin

They’ve got a new girl… so I think I can hit both. – Frank

Steve Borz on Jon George: Where are we going to fit him? There’s nothing lower than the D’s…

After winning the Players’ Player Award: I only won because you think we all [Asian Triangle] look the same – Titus Good joke Alan – Mark

Your focus has been really good in the last month – George Thanks, that’s because I’m getting laid – Callum

Do what they’re doing, but better – Chris Haralam

After a rugby-like tackle from PAC’s rugby-like number 9 and some gentlemanly complaints from the Whites’ supporters: And your shorts are way too tight as well number 9! – Joe They’re f**king one size fits all! – #9

Kevin is really getting a bald spot – Mel Yeah, that’s your thumb! – Matt Hawyes

What’s happening Jon? 2 games, no goals – Frank Frank, he’s not the messiah, he’s just… – Joe A very naughty boy – Jon

The Rostrevor goalie has some weaknesses – Chris H Yeah, cheesecake – Wez