The Professor of Modern Football and Master of the flash hat trick is enjoying his second season at White “Hard” Lane. A cunning trickster, Alvin distinguishes himself by having the speed and the foot skills to drive defenders crazy. Will he make an assault on the 6 goal record this Read more…
With Cobra forces the world over defeated – but for how long? – Scotty “Sergeant Slaughter” thought it was time to put his training into use and give unsuspecting Collegiate league defenders some of the “tough stuff”. Proving you can take the boy out of the army but you can’t Read more…
William Bill “Charlton” Hill started his illustrious soccer career with Leicester in the English Second Division before leading the Australian National Team to the 1974 World Cup Finals. After a heroic effort against the Germans where he left Hoeness scoreless, the Aussies claimed their first point against Chile. The fifth Read more…
Sunny arrived to the Uni Whites at a couple of training sessions late in 2006, as the season was winding up. Sunny had a penchant for rounding half his opponents, and then doing it all again just for fun. It was instantly noticeable that this kid could play. We asked Read more…
Are You Mad? You would have to be to coach the Uni Whites and Mr Whitehouse fits this category to a tea. After years touring the semi-professional soccer circuit in England, with stints at clubs in cities ranging from Liverpool, Chester, Manchester, Newcastle, Isle of Man and Wormwood Scrubs, John Read more…
Hilal played 3 games for the Uni White B’s before getting his chance to impress in the A’s. A goal on debut with his first touch, was soon followed by a transfer to Pulteney. ‘Pulling a Hilal’ is still used when something is achieved for the first time at the Read more…
In the summer of 2001, it looked like the Whites were rid of the man known to almost everyone as the “Black Hole of Footballs”, and to a select, lucky few as Marty Aspin. However, little did we know that, waiting in the wings, was a ready-made replacement. A tall, Read more…
Wearing army pants and thongs on a cold autumn night came a short dark haired olive skin man, “Hi man, can I play soccer here?” Bringing fire and passion, along with a very subtle feeling for the ball from his passionate football crazy country he immediately fell into place with Read more…
Those famous Sideburns were first seen in the white back in 1996. His chunky physique and amazing pace might sometimes hide the fact that the kid can actually play. It took the coaching staff a while to notice that, but once he finally got his A’s chance, he took to Read more…
I’ve gotta say, Yuki fever is sweeping the whites faster than Yak goes through beers!!! Sure, he may have only played about 70 minutes in 5 weeks, but they were some of the sexiest minutes of football in whites history! Anyone who missed his backheel, well I’m sorry, words can’t Read more…