Since he has joined the club, Danny has established himself as one of the Whites goalkeeping greats. An ex-childcare worker and kindergarten teacher, Danny turned to soccer for therapeutic reasons and has made great progress in his anger management classes. That’s why he now always has a friendly word of Read more…
Jerome was born in the Burmese jungle, where his five brothers and five sisters cleared the dense forest to grow poppies. Unlike his five brothers and five sisters, Jerome did not develop a taste for the black goo that they harvested, instead spending his time playing soccer with the inmates Read more…
AKA: Davolo Di Sampio Dave “Attila the Hun” Sampson is best known for his crunching. He may be an exceptional dribbler, crosser or striker of the ball, but his contact with various body parts of the opposition is most memorable in the minds of all Collegiate League Players. This pin-up Read more…
In a world of bland, corporate sponsored and pony tailed foedball (Les Murray) players, it is refreshing to see that genius can still come in a glamorous package. The wunderkind of the Whites, Long Nguyen, has few who can match his dazzling skills and silky flair for fashion. The wing Read more…
The best British football export to our fair continent since Peter Beardsley played two matches in the domestic league, this tall wunderkind from Leeds has adoring Whites fans everywhere holding their breath when he’s on the pitch. Self-critical of his own skills and one of the tallest players in the Read more…
‘When times are tough people need a hero….. Someone they can look up to… Someone who will stand up in the face of adversity…. In our time…. In our town… That man was…. THE BLANKET……………….’ No-one ever suspected, Chris Tselentis, ‘Mild mannered, soft-spoken accountant by week-day, striker-fighting super-defender by week-end’ Read more…
Justin appeared in ’05 and was a little goofy lad, with lots of pace, but we all thought he needed some time in the Gym. After just 1 game in the B’s however, it was obvious that he was good enough to go up. Justin spent the rest of the Read more…
Calum is the epitome of the saying once a Scotsman always a Scotsman. Right from his language, custom and dress sense, he truly is a “non-cool” individual. But this is why we love him. Aussies love an easy target you know. Cal arrived at the Club in the 2002 season, Read more…
Born from an egg on a mountain top… Sure, it’s the theme song to Monkey Magic, but any defender who’s had the misfortune of running into Heath at full flight would attest those words were written for him. Heath is entering his 3rd year at the Uni Whites and has Read more…
Truly the colossus of the team, the rock that our spectacular mediocrity over the last 6 years in the B’s has been built on. “Woofer” shows sublime silky passing skills. Or at least he has the two times he has attempted to find a team mate in his illustrious career. Read more…