If you want to get on the first page of all time appearances, you need to start playing twice a week. That’s exactly what Lewis “Teen Wolf” Whittenbury has been doing for the last season and a half and is almost there. After a massive 29 matches in 2015, Lewis has already played 21 this year. Read more…
Born and raised playing soccer on the rolling plains of London’s Hackney Marshes (allegedly the spiritual home of soccer), Matt knew he was destined for stardom from a young age. Beginning his career as a pimply faced 17 year old with his local church Sunday school side in division 17 Read more…
Matt joined the mighty Whites in a controversial deal, after a long stint at Wimbledon ended with an altercation with fellow ‘hard man’ Vinnie Jones that saw Hawyes shipped off to the Antipodes, whilst Jones’ was sent to the US to become a B-grade actor. The White’s C’s quickly snaffled Read more…
Born and raised with a stern Eastern block up-bringing Jacko spent his early years helping Uncle Yuri establish the family potato farm business in Uzbekistan. Sixteen hours a day, seven days a week 365 days a year, rain or shine Jacko could be found in the families potato fields harnessed Read more…
It’s been a long & arduous road to the Stadium of White for this relative newcomer – who took up the beautiful game at the tender age of 5. With a playing history that includes stints at Salisbury City, Fulham Utd & Western District Toros – Ryan truly feels he Read more…
Since he has joined the club, Danny has established himself as one of the Whites goalkeeping greats. An ex-childcare worker and kindergarten teacher, Danny turned to soccer for therapeutic reasons and has made great progress in his anger management classes. That’s why he now always has a friendly word of Read more…
Jerome was born in the Burmese jungle, where his five brothers and five sisters cleared the dense forest to grow poppies. Unlike his five brothers and five sisters, Jerome did not develop a taste for the black goo that they harvested, instead spending his time playing soccer with the inmates Read more…
AKA: Davolo Di Sampio Dave “Attila the Hun” Sampson is best known for his crunching. He may be an exceptional dribbler, crosser or striker of the ball, but his contact with various body parts of the opposition is most memorable in the minds of all Collegiate League Players. This pin-up Read more…
In a world of bland, corporate sponsored and pony tailed foedball (Les Murray) players, it is refreshing to see that genius can still come in a glamorous package. The wunderkind of the Whites, Long Nguyen, has few who can match his dazzling skills and silky flair for fashion. The wing Read more…
The best British football export to our fair continent since Peter Beardsley played two matches in the domestic league, this tall wunderkind from Leeds has adoring Whites fans everywhere holding their breath when he’s on the pitch. Self-critical of his own skills and one of the tallest players in the Read more…